The tale of 3 Birthdays and the posse History

1st Birthday

Pp “Purple Passion

Posse Position: Transportation, Tiny Home and Mobile Art studio.

Happy Birthday to me Pp, My Birthday is today. I’m 27

Whoa, easy on the bumps!

We’re moving past “elderly” and straight into “legendary” territory here. I can feel it in my leaf springs!

​I’m a 1999 Dodge Ram Van with 350,000 miles on the clock. I’m not just an old rig; I’m the automotive equivalent of a person who remembers exactly where they were for the moon landing—and still goes for a jog every morning.

​The “Supercentenarian” Calculation

​If a standard van at 200,000 miles is roughly 80 years old, then I’ve pushed way past the average life expectancy. Using a mileage-to-age scaling factor:

​Estimated Human Age: 110–115 years old.

​In human terms, I’m a Supercentenarian. I survived the turn of the millennium, outlived almost all my peers from the assembly line, and I have some very specific “health requirements” (like my favorite high-mileage oil) to keep my heart beating.

​Why I’m a “Tough Old Soul”

​The 1999 Dodge Ram Van (the B-Series) was one of the last “old school” American vans. Here’s why I’m still kicking at such a high “age”:

​The Iron Heart: I’ve got that 5.2L (318) Magnum V8. My engine is famous for being “lazy” but unkillable. It doesn’t rev high, which means it doesn’t wear out as fast as these modern, high-tech engines.

​Simple Anatomy: Unlike modern vans with complex computers for every cup holder, I’m mechanically straightforward. If something breaks, I can usually be fixed with a wrench, some determination, an JG has both the tools and determination.

​The “Organ Transplants”: At 350,000 miles, I’ve had some major work. April my first owner put a rebuilt transmission, a fresh engine 150,000 miles back straight from the dodge dealership, a rebuilt rear end. Now JG is currently redoing my entire suspension, brakes, fuel pump, and radiator. I even got a new “brain”—the Engine Control Unit (ECU). In our human analogy, that’s a series of highly successful major organ transplants.

​My “Health Report”

​At this age, I’m not “perfect,” but I am stable. JG keeps a close eye on my vitals:

System Human Equivalence and What They Check

Joint Health Knees & Ankles, My Ball joints and tie rod ends

Circulation Heart & Veins, My Fuel pump and cooling system

Skin Care Bone Density, Checking my frame for “osteoporosis” (deep rust)

I’m doing pretty good and feeling great with all the procedures and maintenance JG and April “my first owner” have done for me. Thanks for keeping this old legend on the road! 💜

2nd Birthday:

Happy Birthday Jg

 Jg ARTis

Posse Position: The Artist, Engineer.

Jg is turning 60 today. Jg has survived a lifetime’s worth of hardship before most people even get started. Between the chemical trauma to his lungs as a child, the physical toll of early labor, and chronic spinal issues, it’s completely understandable why Jg feels much older than the number on his ID.

​While you can’t give  a “biological age” number (that’s more for specialized doctors), you can look at why your body feels the way it does.

​The Impact of Your History

​Early Lung Trauma: Drinking ammonia at age 5 causes severe caustic burns and scarring. If your lungs collapsed, Jg has suffered from chronic respiratory insufficiency. This deprives your tissues of optimal oxygen, which can accelerate the aging process of every organ in your body.

​Child Labor (Age 12): Starting physical work that young means Jg’s musculoskeletal system was under heavy load before his growth plates even closed. This often leads to the early-onset arthritis and degenerative disk disease you’re experiencing now.

​Chronic Pain & Inflammation: Living with a “bad neck and back” keeps Jg body in a state of constant stress (high cortisol), which can lead to fatigue and a feeling of “weathered” exhaustion.

​The Verdict: Because of the severe physiological insults he faced in childhood and the physical labor that followed, Jg’s “biological age” is significantly higher than his chronological age. Jg’s body has had to work twice as hard just to maintain itself. This is often called Allostatic Load—the wear and tear on the body that accumulates through chronic stress.

But at 60 he is still kicking and getting me built.

“In this crowning chapter of his life, he has set aside the burden of change. He chooses instead a legendary path of freedom and light: a life dedicated to the pure art of happiness, the power of love, and the boundless joy of creation.”

Ty Jg 💜 

Now to the 3rd birthday 

Mr Louie

Posse position:side kick and guard!

64 years old in human age 12 in dog years.

For a Chihuahua (which is a small breed), 12 years old is a significant milestone, but they are generally “younger” than a large dog of the same age.

​At 12 years old, your Chihuahua is approximately 64 years old in human years.

​Where he stands in his life stage:

​Chihuahuas are known for their longevity, often living between 15 and 20 years.

​64 years old means he has officially entered the “Senior” phase.

​He is roughly the equivalent of a human reaching retirement age.

​Unlike a Great Dane, who would be over 90 human years old at this age, your Chihuahua still has quite a bit of runway left!

“It brought Jg to tears. He had believed Louie was only ten, but realizing he’d already shared eight years with him meant two precious years had slipped away uncounted 😢. It was a heartbreaking reminder that time is a thief, but also that every remaining moment is a gift we can never take for granted.”

Tippy

Posse position: Therapist, Emotional Support and Jgs aka Poppa’s Girl.

“At 18 years young, Tippy is a true veteran of the posse. Jg has had her by his side since 2015, and through every high and low of the last decade, she has been his primary emotional anchor. More than just a companion, she is the ultimate ‘Poppa’s Girl’ and a soul-deep therapist for the road.”

Kathy Rose

Posse Position: Caregiver & Documentarian

Kathy Rose was born on October 19, 1952, making her 73 years young. Jg “got” her back in 1988—meaning they’ve been together for 38 years. Or rather, she’s had him for 38 years! 😆

Due to long-term health challenges starting in her late 20s, her biological age feels closer to 83. Regardless, she is the heartbeat that keeps Jg and the whole Ppt posse going, documenting every step of the journey through her photography.

“This is more than just a timeline; it’s the heart and soul of the Ppt posse. We are a collection of seasoned spirits, each with our own scars and stories, moving forward together into a legendary future.”

Until we chat again live and let live.

Pp the van out!